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LOL. Should have written in nose. His looks bloody long enough.

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What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey


What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

A winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?

A bonky winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?

A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey


What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?

A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey


What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?

A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey


What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Truck?

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Kelli good one's
I hope our P.C's are o/k....lol...
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my donkey joke isnt near as long or talented but here goes. [Q] What did the donkey say to the jigalow? [A] He *****, he *****.

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arr bloody hell it was meant to be [Q] What did the donkey say to the jigalow? [A] He wh0re, he wh0re.

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Kelli good one's
I hope our P.C's are o/k....lol...
Ummm... well if the network goes down next weekend you will know that Kon and I killed them!!! (Yes - Kon got a 3 day contract - he will be working with me @ homebush)

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