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Laurz · 03-08-2004, 01:41

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble
with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Jon what is your problem?" Jon
answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Jon to the
principal's office. While Jon waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what
the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a
test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

Jon was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Jon: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Jon: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I
think Jon can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?" The principal and Jon both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

Jon, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"

Jon: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Jon: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Jon: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Jon was taking charge.

Jon: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do
sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer.

Jon: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?

Jon: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Jon: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Jon: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Jon: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.

Jon: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

Jon: Fire Truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Jon in the sixth-grade, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself."