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Old 06-11-2002, 21:34   #1 (permalink)
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Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, decided to
help to benefit the community and began a
job as a primary school counsellor. One day
during break time she noticed a boy standing
by himself on the side of a playing field
while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of
football at the other end.

Knowing a little bit about football through
her marriage she decided to have a conversation
with him so she approached and asked if he was
OK, in the knowledge that if he wasn't she
could talk to him about the game. The boy said
he was fine.

A little while later, however, she noticed the
boy was in the same spot, still by himself,
watching the game. Approaching again, Victoria
said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking
at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, She then asked,
"Why are you standing here alone?" "Because..."
the little boy said with great exasperation,
"I'm the f***ing goalkeeper - now get lost!"

(3Toed, I hope you haven't posted this before)
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Old 06-11-2002, 22:03   #2 (permalink)
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Nope, but I love it! Good one. The goalie should've headbutted Vicki for good measure though... hehehehehehe
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Have any of you seen AliG's interview of Posh and Beckham? It's an absolute crackup. I think you can download it off the web.
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Nope, but I love it! Good one. The goalie should've headbutted Vicki for good measure though... hehehehehehe
Mmmmm I can think of something else I'd rather do to her...
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I can't find the link. The file name is Ali G-Posh-Becks-NTG.asf and is about 27mb in size. Try to find it here: http://www.geocities.com/yaroslavro/


one of the best parts was this:


Ali G: "Respect, respect. So how old is Brooklyn now?"

Victoria: "He's nearly two."

Ali G: "So tell me, is your little boy starting to put whole sentences together?"

Victoria: "He's learning the bits and pieces, so yeah."

Ali G: "And what about Brooklyn?"

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Hahahaha... I gotta see this! :MUha:
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