Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, decided to
help to benefit the community and began a
job as a primary school counsellor. One day
during break time she noticed a boy standing
by himself on the side of a playing field
while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of
football at the other end.
Knowing a little bit about football through
her marriage she decided to have a conversation
with him so she approached and asked if he was
OK, in the knowledge that if he wasn't she
could talk to him about the game. The boy said
he was fine.
A little while later, however, she noticed the
boy was in the same spot, still by himself,
watching the game. Approaching again, Victoria
said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking
at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, She then asked,
"Why are you standing here alone?" "Because..."
the little boy said with great exasperation,
"I'm the f***ing goalkeeper - now get lost!"
(3Toed, I hope you haven't posted this before)
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