Sort of car related... - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
Ford Forum Ford Forum

» Auto Insurance
» Featured Product
ยป Wheel & Tire Center

Go Back   Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub
Register Home Forum Active Topics Photo Gallery Auto Loans Insurance Garage Mark Forums Read Auto Escrow

The Pub For General Discussion is the premier Ford Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-12-2002, 21:15   #1 (permalink)
Registered User
Falchoon's Avatar
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 3,544
Sort of car related...

This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a bridge.

Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun.

The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks, "What's the hurry?"

The guy replies, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you

do?" The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop says

"What!?!?!? a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then

three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there

and then, I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'

The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge..."
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

Falchoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 05-13-2002, 06:01   #2 (permalink)
Rodderz's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Over yonder
Age: 36
Posts: 2,924
Sounds a bit like that bloke who had got plastered down the local pub, and was driving home when he was pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer went up to his window and asked
"Excuse me sir but you're in no state to drive", to which the driver replied
"Well i'm too bloody pissed to walk!"
BAXR8 Ute 5M- 13.51@106.03
zorst, SS Cai,240rwkw
Rodderz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2002, 16:53   #3 (permalink)
Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
Age: 36
Posts: 1,619
I'm not crunt, dunstable!!
Marcos Ambrose - 2003 V8 Supercar CHAMPION
This could be the start of something big
KenOath is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What sort of wheels are these?? Phat XLS-ute The Showroom 3 05-10-2003 19:15
Ford Crown Vic - what sort of specs?? plonky Ford Crown Victoria | Mercury Marauder | Grand Marquis | P71 0 09-11-2002 18:25
2 New Problems...maybe related Davidoo Ford Probe Forum | Mazda MX6 Forum 7 12-17-2001 18:23
Yet More Humour Related to Sept 11 Aussie Pete The Pub 3 10-18-2001 19:20
Cheap BMW, sort of... Aussie Falcon The Pub 0 08-29-2001 21:18

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 21:17.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.