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Old 12-21-2003, 23:54   #1 (permalink)
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Scanning through the paid ad links at the bottom of the page, I came across a miracle device called the SpiralMax Turbo Air Twister and close relative the Turbo Exhaust Tube.

For your entertainment here is a brief quote from the blurb ......

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SpiralMax is a combination vortex generator, velocity stack, and venturi, made of stainless steel, installed in the air path, that extends the resident time between gas and air, maximizing vaporization for better combustion.

..... SpiralMax , is good for all cars. Besides giving you instant pickup and power, it will clean out and reduce carbon build-up, you will have longer lasting spark plugs, smoother running car, and reduced vibration and engine noise. You get more torque, acceleration, and better fuel economy.
Undoubtedly it is also an effective contraceptive (no woman would get in the car), cools your coffee and increases your 'personal' measurements (well makes you look like a big dick anyway). It will probably cure depression in your friends (from laughing their a**es off) and assist with the realignment of the planets.

If nothing else it's given me a good laugh. Click on the ad and let them do something useful for the forum.

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Old 12-22-2003, 00:00   #2 (permalink)
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Do you have to pay extra for the POLARIZER (tm)?

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Old 12-22-2003, 18:16   #3 (permalink)
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i smell *Hi-Clone*!!!
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