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biggrin The story of Onestone the Indian

This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After
years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him any more.

Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest, there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."

Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die!



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That some funny stuff right there

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Yeah not a bad one that one. I liked it very well done

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