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Supermodel Crash
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super
models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We
have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency
crash landing-assume the brace position immediately!"
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls
out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and
Cindy ask: "What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin' crash!" Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best
looking faces -- which is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and
Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your
breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!" Cindy responds: "I
have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to
save first the women with big beautiful breasts -- which is why I am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi - are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!"
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A HUGE THANKYOU TO THOSE THAT ATTENDED THE 2004 FORD FORUMS CHRISTMAS CRUISE!!! 
IT WAS THE GRAND FINALE` OF VIC CRUISE EVENTS FOR 2004 - LOOK FORWARD TO CATCHING UP WITH YOU ALL IN THE NEW YEAR!!! 
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