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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-04, 07:47 PM Thread Starter
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swear coco pops

7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops".

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,

"And what do you want for breakfast, young man?!"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ****ing life it won't be Coco Pops"

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-19-04, 08:12 PM
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I've heard that before...very funny
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 12:30 AM
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rofl nice one

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 12:46 AM
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Funny but its a
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 01:46 AM
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^ yeah i've read it on here before, not a bad joke but.
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 04:49 AM
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damn good one but for some eeason i have a feeling of deja vu.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 05:41 AM
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it may be a repost but damn that is funny.

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-04, 06:28 AM
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lol thats pretty funny

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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lol never heard that one before...
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