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Old 07-02-2002, 00:10   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
that said 20.00 pounds.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this
bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some
pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited
for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and
said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about
the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from
work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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hehe, pretty old, but still funny!!
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