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Old 09-23-2004, 17:43   #1 (permalink)
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Technology (Joke)


Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were
sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed
his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He
stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with
a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others
raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Redneck finally said------- "Well, will you look
at that, I'm getting a fax
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Old 09-23-2004, 17:46   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha one of the many variations of that joke, i like it
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"Hey, it compiles! Lets sell it" - What Microsoft probably says about all its products.

If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...
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Old 09-23-2004, 18:27   #3 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:23   #4 (permalink)
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thats great
We live in an imperfect world, but
there is no point in trying to make it perfect, because not everyone can be GREEK!

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Old 09-24-2004, 05:30   #5 (permalink)
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lofl sweeet hehehehehe
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