Three college girls were waiting in line at the doctor's office to have
their yearly checkup. The doctor stuck his head out the door and called
The first girl went in and the doctor asked her to remove her shirt.
The girl did so and the doctor saw an 'H' mark on her chest. The doctor
looked at her and asked "Why is there an 'H' on your chest?"
The girl replied "Well, my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he never
removes his sweater. He always has it on, even when we are making
The doctor shrugged and left it at that. After a while, the doctor
called again, "NEXT!"
The second girl came in and removed her shirt. The doctor this time saw
a 'Y' on her chest. He asked "Why do you have a 'Y' on your chest?"
The girl replied, "Because my boyfriend goes to Yale and he keeps his
jersey on all the time, ... even when we are having sex."
After a while, the doctor called in the last girl. The girl removed her
shirt. The doctor saw an 'M' on her chest this time and said, "Let me
guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan."
The girl looked at him funny and said, "Uh ... no, ... But my
girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."