kinobi

sometime next week( i presume Monday) there will be a bit on clowns who cant drive their ricers.

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EVIL EB

It will be amusing to watch, Iam going to tape it and bring the tape to the next XR Club meeting !, just for the comic humor !

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EA Fairmont Ghia, Sunroof, Stero, Momo GT S/Wheel, 16" EL XR Rims, Zorst

EBII Fairmont Ghia, V8, Leather, Lowered, Rims, CAI,
Momo GT S/Wheel, Stezza, Tints, Zorst

EA Falcon S, 5Spd, LSD, EL Motor, Zorst

VXII Commodore SS, 5.7L, 6Ssp, Leather, Sunroof Zorst, Edit, CAI

VH Commodore SL/E, Stock except Stezza

KA Laser, Ghia interior, Stock shitter

Johnno

Although Today Tonight would have to be the worst so-called 'current affairs' program on television, I'm feeling a bit compelled to watch

eb_5litre

The results will be obvious.... my bet is 90% of all drivers would fail such tests.

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1993 EBII Fairmont Ghia 5.0L Wagon,
Lowered, Tinted, 17" Speedy Ravens & 2.5" Sports Exhaust.
( 1 of 26 built )

AND

1985 Telstar TX5 Turbo, stock as a rock.

KenOath

I saw the ad, and the driving instructor was yelling at one guy, "Brakes, hit the brakes!!!" The guy didn't, and spun.

The instructor was Ian Luff of Motivation Australia.

I did a defensive driving course with him at Oran Park once, and he is a great driver/teacher.

I was driving around the skid pan, when he pulled the handbrake on. The car threw sideways, I took the handbrake off and held it in a drift with the power on.

Why did I tell you guys this? Because he does this on the TV, and the majoity of people spin. These rice boys jut don't know how to drive.

(I knew flogging my old mans car through the bush when I was on my P's taught me something)

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chevypower

OK please tell me what the term 'rice burner' reffers to.

bdave351

I think they just went to Brighton one night this week and took a random sample of rice drivers from down there.
The only criteria (other than "got rice") was more than one peice of gold jewellery per man and a brother named Habib.

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Falchoon

http://www.ricecop.com/

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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XR6VCT

Yeah I too have done a defensive driving course with Ian Luff. It was sensational! I can't recommend these courses enough.

I did mine just after I passed my driving test and found it invaluable. Its amazing to watch just how many people struggle to pull their car up quickly during an emercency stop situation. In fact its scary that these people are allowed on to the road.

It really shows you how poor the licencing system is. Personally I believe that some sort of driving course should be implemented into the licence system.

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carazy

Absoultely! advanced driving courses should be paid for by the gov with all the money they get from speeding fines.
The are brillent and worth every penny.
I was lucky as my Grandma paid for mine when I first got my licence it has saved my bacon a few times.