Gunns

Three blondes were stranded on an island once there boat sank. They can see the main land off in the distance. They start praying to God, asking him to get them off the island. God answers and said that he will grant each one a wish.
The first blonde said “I wish to be smart enough to get off this island”
God pauses, then turns the first blonde into a brunet. She then proceeds to jump into the water and swims to the main land.
After seeing this, the second blonde wishes to be smarter than the first blonde.
God pauses, the turns the second blonde into a red head. She then proceeds to build a raft and sails across to the main land.
The third blonde after seeing this wishes to be smarter than the 2 of them combined.
God takes a very long pause and then turns the third blonde into a man, who then walks across the bridge to the main land!

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big_pete

hahaha so true!

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FordHawk

Hehe, heard it before but it is a good one.

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galaxy xr8

HA,he,heee.

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Heard this one today on Radio,
A redhaired chick goes the the Doctor complaining whenever she touch's herself on the body all over it hurts her. After being checked out the Doctor asks her were you Blonde before and she replies yes. That explains it the Doctor said, because I have diagnosed your problem - You have a broken finger.
Cheers John

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T_Terror

ahaha. all funny!

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Devil_Racer

i'd be hiding if I were you Gunns lol very funny

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hahaha awesome

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Peuty

lol, thats so true

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hoon69

liking that very much my blonde female friend isnt though LOL...

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