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Today's Blonde Joke...

Two blondes are sitting down having a cup of coffee and a chat.

The first blonde asks the second blond; "Which is further; London or The Moon???"

The second blonde looks at the first blonde with scorn and says; "Hellooooo! Can you see London from here!!!!"

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hihihihihi an oldie but a goodie

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You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.

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haha good one.

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Sticky Date couldn't see anything wrong with that one JR
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a blonde goes into the doctors, the doctor tell the blonde , *we have good news*....tell me tell me saids the blonde... well ur going to be having a baby , good news or what ???
The blonde just sits there all quiet and empty lookn , then asked the doctor
* doc , are u sure its mine...

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