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Old 08-04-2004, 22:23   #1 (permalink)
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Today's Blonde Joke...

Two blondes are sitting down having a cup of coffee and a chat.

The first blonde asks the second blond; "Which is further; London or The Moon???"

The second blonde looks at the first blonde with scorn and says; "Hellooooo! Can you see London from here!!!!"




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hihihihihi an oldie but a goodie
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Old 08-05-2004, 04:51   #3 (permalink)
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LOL...love it.
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oh dear....LOL
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Old 08-05-2004, 05:00   #5 (permalink)
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haha good one.
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Old 08-05-2004, 15:19   #6 (permalink)
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Sticky Date couldn't see anything wrong with that one JR
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a blonde goes into the doctors, the doctor tell the blonde , *we have good news*....tell me tell me saids the blonde... well ur going to be having a baby , good news or what ???
The blonde just sits there all quiet and empty lookn , then asked the doctor
* doc , are u sure its mine...
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lol funny stuff good work
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