Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
A man decided that he was going to ride a fat tire cruise bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Mustang pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Mustang found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Mustang blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Mustang pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Mustangs, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Mustangs headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "and your not going to believe this, but there's guy on a beach cruiser honking to pass".
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.