oooohhh! nasty. i think my first reaction would have been to show her a close up of my old ford tyres as they are rotating their old ford way to her stuck up head.
however, the best way is to play the bitch the way she knows best...legal action. not just for the damage, but for the cost of a hire car whilst yours was being fixed and especially the 'old ford' comment, hurt you a lot...you havent been right since she put you in your impoverished place...maybe 1mill would help to ease your suffering...
You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
Weapons of rice destruction
2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
1985 Ford Sierra XR4i
1980 Ford Escort RS2000