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View Poll Results: Scrunch or Fold?
FOLD! scrunching is for weirdos! 65 52.42%
SCRUNCH! its better, gets rite up there. Folding is for pansys 51 41.13%
None. I like the aroma 8 6.45%
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Old 04-01-2004, 21:04   #1 (permalink)
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Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

Alright, the great debate is on

Do u Scrunch you toilet paper,

Or fold it?


If your wondering what brought this up,
Well about 18months ago i was at the pub on Rotto Isl, and somehow this arguement errupted between roughly 25 people.

With more people joining in as we got louder.

I naturally sided with whichever side had the more beer at the time. Free drinks for me.
and for some reason i have just remembered this random event

so what do you do?

Let the fun begin
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Old 04-01-2004, 21:34   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

Crikey I remember posing this question back in the late 80's. My version is that males fold and females scrunch, well according the 20 odd people that I was with on the night that is.
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Old 04-01-2004, 21:42   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

That because males are smarter.
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Old 04-01-2004, 22:13   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

Folding. I like to know I have control of what I'm doing.
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

Funny this should come up because not 5 minutes ago I got back from a really full-on scrunching session.

I believe scrunching is the way to go however you must ensure that the scrunch co-efficient is quite high otherwise you run the risk of your thumb going straight through the paper and up your.......... Although this also applies to the folding method.

I think the big question is, do you sit or stand whilst using the scrunched or folded paper?

Me? I sit but this can have dire consequences if you are not careful. It all depends on the type of seat you're on but also depends on your weight, position and angle of lean and how long you lean for. (Click here for proof.)

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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

hahahaha
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

when im at home i get the gerni out and use it
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Re: Toilet Paper; Scrunch or Fold?

Yes the angle is lean is ever so important. I tend to scrunch first to make a fool proof sheild then fold over the top for added comfort. You cant really go wrong doing it this way and it tends to get into certain areas you normally cant reach.

Worst thing I hate is splash back. What do you do to control that situation?

I scrunch up about 1m of paper and strategically place it in the target area before commencement of any faecal matter.
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I also yell out "Im ready mum" when Im done!
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I also yell out "Im ready mum" when Im done!


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