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Pursuit_chick · 03-25-2004, 19:44

Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes

5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

And the # 1 thing a man would do is:

1. Finally find that damn G-spot.

Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

And the # 1 thing a woman would do is:

1. Repeat # 9.

Cobra · 03-25-2004, 19:52

HAHAHAHAHA. Mutliple orgasm and playing with breasts all day is what I'd do. Ohh yeah and the Zuchini trick! Number 4 about the gyno is the funniest I reckon!

BlueAU · 03-25-2004, 20:07

Id do all of that, and if i was in a womans body id go and sit in the change rooms at the local pool or beach as well!

Cobra · 03-25-2004, 20:14

I'd go to a club and flirt and be a real bitch just like all the chicks do to me. Oh yeah and get 3 drinks bought for me by some desperate bloke and be pissed off that and then piss him off after he gets nothing! LOL.

FordHawk · 03-25-2004, 20:39

Agree with BlueAU....that would be high on the list of things to do. :s6:

Casper · 03-25-2004, 20:47

Straight to the first lesbian bar I could find!

Stevo · 03-25-2004, 20:50

i rekon half of u would just do one thing..

change ur nick on fordforums for the day

Back In Black · 03-25-2004, 22:49

I'd probably spend half an hour looking for my nuts first.

Cobra · 03-25-2004, 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Back In Black

I'd probably spend half an hour looking for my nuts first.

...and the razor

Gambit · 03-26-2004, 02:07

I'm with casper.I would be straight to find a gtood looking lesbian.I think Fordqirl has a lot to answer for with some of these topics.Until she posted some of these things up there was nothing in here like this.I think it's great.