Broady Boy

From the illustrious pages of Motor Magazine:

1) Keep tailgating. I'm reloading

2) Depite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

3) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, how come they're made of meat?

4) Some days I wake up Grumpy. Other days I let her sleep.

5) Does killing time like this harm etenity?

6) Telepath wanted: you know where to apply.

7) I love cats...but I doubt I could eat a whole one.

8) Don't drill for oil. It's boring.

9) I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

10) Car guarded by shotgun four nights a week. You guess which four.

11) Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing.

12) 667: Satan's next door neighbour.

13) I brake for no apparent reason.

14) Jesus is coming. Quick, everyone look busy.

15) Very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes.

16) Be nice to me. I've been married alive.

17) There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

18) I'm out of my mind just now. Please leave a message after the beep.

19) You are unique, just like everyone else.

20) Yeah, OK, I'm slow. So how come I'm ahead of you?

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There's nothing like thrashing your boss's car! :s6:

3Toed

My condolences to all vegetarians. You guys are missing out!

Do you know what the punishment for bigamy is? Two mothers-in-law.

XR_Strider_GuY

I like this one:

"Do not over take over turning vehicles".

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Motor May 2001 Quote: "Believe it or not, there are actually a bunch of weirdos out there who reckon a six cylinder is the dux gutz. Bugger it: I'm one of them" :s5

AUII Late Ed XR6 HP T5 Venom- Full Tickford Body Kit, 17in Wheels, Herrod Bi-plane Spoiler, Momo Steer/Gear, T-Series Interior Options, Premium Stereo and a very light-tuned 4.0L I6

(FPV-Tickford Club of NSW Member and Co-Founding Member of 3FB Inc, Ford Forums Food Bandits)

MADXF

"Caution: vehicle frequently sideways"

"Unless you are a heamorrhoid, get off my ass"

"dont like my driving? stay off the footpath"

"Caution: Horn broken...watch for finger"

Oh, and one for Ayman
"If you can read this, You can read the bible"

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Do I really have to write something funny in here?

DILLIGAF: a subsiduary of the DGAF NOP group of companies.
BSR Member - 'Blanky' 'ConeKiller'

Go Here for My Garage Sale

Fireman Sam

If you can read this, YOUR F__KED"

Good for front bumpers of large trucks :s6:

XD 351 Ute

Used to have this on my ute, never seen another one..

"Bend Over, I'll Drive"..........

Ed :)

And no, I'm not that way inclined!!

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Original XD 351 Ute - I got one!!

HSV - I just don't want one....EVER!

My XF 3 on the tree ute is ALWAYS stuck in third......

eb_5litre

"If you want more inches, stroke it"

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Signatures are for poofs !!

1993 EBII Fairmont Ghia 5.0L Wagon,
Lowered, Tinted, 17" Speedy Ravens & 2.5" Sports Exhaust.
( 1 of 26 built )

AND

1985 Telstar TX5 Turbo, stock as a rock.

NAPARM

my favourite: "REAL MEN SMOKE RUBBER"

NAPARM

my most hated: "MAGIC HAPPENS"

eb_5litre

my most hated: "jesus loves you"

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Signatures are for poofs !!

1993 EBII Fairmont Ghia 5.0L Wagon,
Lowered, Tinted, 17" Speedy Ravens & 2.5" Sports Exhaust.
( 1 of 26 built )

AND

1985 Telstar TX5 Turbo, stock as a rock.