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Top 20 Reasons why chocolate is better then sex!.... hmmm

Top 20 reasons why chocolate is better then sex:

1) With chocolate, size doesnt matter - its always good.
2) When you have chocolate it doesnt keep your neighbours awake.
3) Your never too young or too old for chocolate.
4) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
5) Good chocolate is easy to find.
6) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
7) Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.
8) With chocolate there's no need to fake it
9) You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
10) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting slapped in the face.
11) You can chocolate onto of your desk during work hours without upsetting your co-workers.
12) The word "commitment" doesnt scare of chocolate.
13) You can safely have chocolate while driving.
14) Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft.
15) "if you love me, you'll swallow it" has real meaning with chocolate.
16) You can get chocolate
17) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
18) If you bite the nuts to hard the chocolate won't mind.
19) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
20) You can have it anywhere and people wont give you dirty looks.

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18) If you bite the nuts to hard the chocolate won't mind.

Dude, I'm in pain just thinking about it.
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Re: Top 20 Reasons why chocolate is better then sex!.... hmmm

All bullsh*t that girls made up to explain their totally strange lack of libido.
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Chocolate will never ever be better than sex ever ever

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lol brad, i dont believe any of it, its all wrong , i hate chocolate, sif chocolate is better

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I spose choclate dosnt get a "headache" when u ask for some either

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I spose choclate dosnt get a "headache" when u ask for some either
ah, but sex is good for headaches

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I'll happily never have chololate again in my life, cant say the same about sex.


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I dont eat chocolate anyway, cant stand the crap.
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Top 20 reasons why chocolate is better then sex:

1) With chocolate, size doesnt matter - its always good.
2) When you have chocolate it doesnt keep your neighbours awake.
3) Your never too young or too old for chocolate.
4) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
5) Good chocolate is easy to find.
6) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
7) Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.
8) With chocolate there's no need to fake it
9) You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
10) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting slapped in the face.
11) You can chocolate onto of your desk during work hours without upsetting your co-workers.
12) The word "commitment" doesnt scare of chocolate.
13) You can safely have chocolate while driving.
14) Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft.
15) "if you love me, you'll swallow it" has real meaning with chocolate.
16) You can get chocolate
17) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
18) If you bite the nuts to hard the chocolate won't mind.
19) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
20) You can have it anywhere and people wont give you dirty looks.
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