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Old 09-05-2002, 18:01   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Top signs your mechanic is nuts!!

- He tells you that you need blinker fluid
- Guzzles down a bottle of Pennzoil with his lunch
- Keeps babbling about the little man in the carbuerator
- Replaces your air filter with a chocolate mud cake
- Guarantees his work for 12 months or 1 year, whichever comes first
- He keeps repeating "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty"
- He's missing 9 fingers
- Keeps screaming at your car "The Power of Christ Compels You!!!"
- Compressed air hose always inserted into his bib overalls.
- Says "Ford? Yeah, I heard of them"
- Shop filled with orange plastic PlaySkool tools
- Does all of his repairs with a Slinky
- Giggles every time someone says "dipstick"
- Drinks the used motor oil to save the disposal charge.
- His nametag says 'Nuts'
- keeps including "astral projection fees" on your itemized statement
- He rides a bicycle to work
- insists that your solinoid can be fixed with a little Preparation H.
- "Repair guide" looks a lot like better homes and gardens
- He is always playing with his lugnuts
- His "uniform" says "Property of Sydney Mental Hospital"
- Hot wires the horn to the brake pedal.
- Replaces all of your motor oil with spit
- Fixes your car the FIRST time
- He charges you for exorcising demons from your carburetor
- Keeps singing "And the wheels on the car go round and round"
- Refers to your car engine as "that thingamajig"
- Sticks his wad of chewing gum on engine block while he's draining oil
- the big label on his chest that says PLANTERS
- He tells you about the car he put together by hand. With only a screw driver.
- insists that pennies he drops into your manifold are part of a magic trick
- Keeps all the nuts in his pants.
- Married his Holden ute.
- Uses muscle power instead of a rack.
- He attracts magnets
- He recommends hubcap gaskets
- Must consult the Holy Book of Head Gaskets before giving estimates
- you catch him sniffing the motor oil
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Old 09-06-2002, 06:19   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Top signs your mechanic is nuts!!

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- Replaces your air filter with a chocolate mud cake
Dunno why but that one cracked me up. :MUha:
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Old 09-06-2002, 06:43   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Top signs your mechanic is nuts!!

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- Fixes your car the FIRST time
LOL. That never happens!
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