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Old 02-12-2002, 16:47   #1 (permalink)
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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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LOL!!

those are cool!!

i wish there where some ones for guys!!
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LOL, i'm sure a few guys would want to say that and after a good number of beers one would say things on those lines.
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I might have to get #5 for my GF....LMAO.

good work Falchoon
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Hey.... its been valentines for like 20 mins already and I only have 1 flower !!

whats going on?
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Hey.... its been valentines for like 20 mins already and I only have 1 flower!!
Valentines Day?!?! Humbug!

Hallmark holiday.. nothing more.
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Valentines Day?!?! Humbug!

Hallmark holiday.. nothing more.
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