Cop pulls you over for speeding, and comes to the window.
Cop - can I see your licence and registration
You - No can do officer
Cop - Why is that?
You - Dont have a licence, it got cancelled.
Cop - pardon? can I see your registration then?
You - Sorry, cant do that?
Cop - excuse me?
You - My registration is in my glove box, but I cant show you.
Cop - why?
You - cos thats where all my un paid parking tickets and my gun is.
Cop - You have a gun in your glove box?
You - Yeah, I put it there after I shot my wife.
Cop - WHAT?
You - yeah, after I put her body into the boot, I put the gun in the glove box, and was on my way to dump her body when you pulled me over.
(Cop goes back to his car, and calls for backup)
10 mins later more cops arrive.
Head cop comes up to the window.
You - would you like to see my licence? (show him your licence)
Head cop - ummm... ok..
You - here is my rego too. (show him your rego)
Head cop - would you mind opening your glove box.
You - no problems (you open glove box and there only thing in there is a discount coupon for midas)
Head cop - would you mind opening your boot?
You - no problems. (you open the boot and its completely empty.
Head cop - I dont understand this... the officer said you had a suspended licence, a glove box full of unpaid tickets, and a gun, and a dead body in the boot.
You - I suppose he also told you I was speeding!!
FPV - Tickford Club of NSW