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Tough Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
> > > >> > prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A
> > > >> > night of tall tales begins.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
> > Why,
> > > >> just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six
> > > >> men
> > > >> > before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare
> > hands."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was
> > > >> > walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid
> > > >> > out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
> > > >> > snake with
> > my
> > > >> bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one
> > > >> gulp.
> > > >> > And I'm still here today."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with
> > > >> > his penis.
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