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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-12-02, 12:21 AM Thread Starter
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So... I go to the shops yesterday, I was in there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out there's a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, pleeeease, how about giving
a me a break? I was only gone for five minutes.'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a 'pencil-
necked nazi'. He glared, finished writing the ticket, then walks around the
car, looks at the tires and tells me he's also giving me a ticket for the
one bald tyre. So I called him a sack of horse-crap. He ignored me, tore off the
second ticket, and started writing a third!

This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. Finished up writing 6 tickets!!

Then I said "Well, gotta go, seeya"

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner...

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hmmm, thats a great idea, but you should have let the cop know that it wasnt your car (after he wrote the tickets) so he felt silly...i dont envy the person who owns the car though, and im glad it wasnt me!

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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's bloody brilliant! <- Tears of laughter...
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