Tribute to Tel - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
The Pub For General Discussion

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-29-02, 07:26 PM Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Sydney, Oz
Age: 35
Posts: 2,631
Tribute to Tel$tra

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really programmed for the task.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ..........God,I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You work for Telstra. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

<p align="center"> *** just because it sells it doesn't mean it's good *** </p>
Tickford Owners Club of NSW
MrPlow2 is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-29-02, 07:49 PM
Registered User
Falchoon's Avatar
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 3,544
Ha ha good one!

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

Falchoon is offline  
Sponsored Links

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub
Gear in this thread - Powered by O'Reilly Auto Parts

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
AUS: New Tribute Heads Mazda's Show Line Up RPO83 Mazda Forum 0 02-07-03 01:08 AM
AUS: Mazda Tribute, new interior and new pricing RPO83 Mazda Forum 0 01-27-03 08:08 AM
Jaguar's Tribute to Style on Rodeo Drive 2002 Raised $750,000 For Entertainment Indus Stacy94PGT Ford Worldwide News 0 09-25-02 09:22 PM
Mazda Recalls 21,114 Tribute, Ford Sport-Utilities RPO83 Mazda Forum 0 09-12-02 06:07 AM
Review: 2003 Mazda Tribute Stacy94PGT Mazda Forum 0 08-16-02 07:54 AM

Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome