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Trick questions of death!

Well, we have all had them, those questions asked by the other half that have no answer and are just there to trap you into hell that is without end.

So its time to start a list of those questions that have no answer, the ones that you know, when they get asked, you are going to suffer no matter what!

1. Does this dress make me look fatter? (This is te most feared question on earth, there is no correct answer)
2. What do you want for dinner? (You had BETTER have an answer, and a bloody good one!)
3. Did you have fun drinking with the boys all night? (Your dead, just lay down now)


Keep adding to the list guys, we may be able to save some young ones life!


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I look forward to it all one day

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Do you want to go by yourself?
What time are you coming home?
How much did that cost?

too many too remember.

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Are you my saviour Casper? My mums still the one asking me the hard questions at the moment...

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Re: Trick questions of death!

1. Does this dress make me look fatter? (This is te most feared question on earth, there is no correct answer)
2. What do you want for dinner? (You had BETTER have an answer, and a bloody good one!)
3. Did you have fun drinking with the boys all night? (Your dead, just lay down now)
4. Do you want to go by yourself?
5. What time are you coming home?
6. How much did that cost?


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Or when one of ya mates say "Hey how was Melissa (random chick name) the other night at the pub!" And your just waiting for later when the other half brings up the old "Who's Melissa?" Sometimes mates just suck haha
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The one I used to have to put up with the most was "Can we go to the shops to have a quick look around?" We all know it was never a quick look around...and there was no real choice either...

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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Oi your mum came onto me

Do not read this
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what do you need that for?
guess what day it is today?
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what's special about today?
who left the toilet seat up?
notice anything different?

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