Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi,an Australian, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand Print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Kiwi again.
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Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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