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Old 10-14-2004, 14:36   #1 (permalink)
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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi,an Australian, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand Print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Kiwi again.
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Old 10-14-2004, 16:16   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2004, 16:52   #3 (permalink)
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haha thats mean=P
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Old 10-14-2004, 17:26   #4 (permalink)
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ahh a cracker, nice one
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Old 10-15-2004, 00:54   #5 (permalink)
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hehe heard it before, may be a repost but its a goodie
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pretty sure its a but its a goodie still
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Old 10-15-2004, 05:44   #7 (permalink)
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Can't wait to tell some Un-Zud metes this one at uni!
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