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Old 04-14-2004, 06:07   #1 (permalink)
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Twas the night before christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this dang Charger, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Charger erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now,
a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.


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Old 04-14-2004, 08:02   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Twas the night before christmas...

Hehehe.. Christmas time already ?!
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Old 04-14-2004, 21:53   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah...slightly early (or late)...but funny nevertheless.
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Old 04-15-2004, 02:35   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Twas the night before christmas...

I think I've read something like that before on one of the US sites.
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Old 04-15-2004, 02:45   #5 (permalink)
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Ha,ha,he,he.
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:34   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Twas the night before christmas...

Pretty good poetry.
I've had similar experiences with my Pulsar
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:35   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Twas the night before christmas...

I read it out loud to the family.
-Even did it in that "night before Christmas" voice.

laughed themselves silly..
I especially love where he names his VTEC pistons!

Definatly one to keep for December.
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funniest one of these poems i heard not long ago was in the asylum... it was a really long one about a guy in a 3cyl racing a 4 pot... i love em!
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