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Two kids in hospital..Joke...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
to each other,
>outside the operating room.
>
>The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here
for?"
>
>The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little
>nervous."
>
>The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I
had that done
>when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up
they give you
>lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."
>
>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
>
>The first kid says, "A circumcision."
>
>The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that
done when I was
>born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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good one, havent heard that one before!
good one! 
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