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Old 11-29-2004, 22:37   #1 (permalink)
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Two kids in hospital..Joke...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next

to each other,

>outside the operating room.

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>The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here

for?"

>

>The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and

I'm a little

>nervous."

>

>The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I

had that done

>when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up

they give you

>lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."

>

>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

>

>The first kid says, "A circumcision."

>

>The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that

done when I was

>born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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Re: Two kids in hospital..Joke...

good one, havent heard that one before!
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lol havent heard that before either
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Old 11-29-2004, 23:29   #5 (permalink)
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I have but it was a little different... not bad though
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Old 11-29-2004, 23:45   #6 (permalink)
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Hahahaha! Nice!
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