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Old 05-23-2002, 22:22   #1 (permalink)
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Two Tough Questions

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

A woman is pregnant and already has 8 children, 3 are blind, 2 are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:


Candidate A:

* Associates with crooked politicians
* Consults with astrologists
* Has had two mistresses
* Chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day


Candidate B:


* Was kicked out of office twice
* Sleeps until noon
* Used opium in college
* Drinks a quart of whisky every evening


Candidate C:


* He is a decorated war hero
* He's a vegetarian
* Doesn't smoke
* Drinks an occasional beer
* Hasn't had any extramarital affairs

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer.






















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt


Candidate B is Winston Churchill


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Oh, by the way, the answer to the abortion question
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven

Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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