UK cops are a treat
'Christmas mini-breaks' are being offered by one UK police force as part of its annual festive crackdown on drink-driving.
The South Yorkshire constabulary's unusual campaign features the spoof ad: "En-suite accommodation with CCTV available at selected stations, free health check (breath test and urine sample) and sobering up service." It continues that anyone convicted could win a 10-year stay in secure lodgings "with charming views of the exercise yard". Police bosses said the message has a serious point, adding: "If you want accommodation, book a hotel – we don't recommend the alternative!"