Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
The Valentines Day gift...
A guy buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Valentines.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
"Wait a minute, I thought you told me before that she wanted
one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?"
"Well she did," he replied...
"But just where the hell was I going to find a fake Jeep?!"
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.