Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness for a significant other by
showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any
other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that
you really do love them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really
don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your
face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the
result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another
secret; guys feel left out.
That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole
are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. "April 3"
is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day.
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been
created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special
nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all,
just a steak and a BJ.
That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak
and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
memorable 'April 3rd'.
Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already
beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world and, of course,
Steak and BJs.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.