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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-31-03, 07:57 PM Thread Starter
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Vampire Bats

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood & parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him
about where he got it. He told them to p!"* off and let him get some
sleep,but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited
bats behind him. Down through a valley they went across a river into a
huge forest of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all other bats excitedly milled around him,
tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked

"YES YES YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy...........

"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I f**king didn't!"

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-31-03, 09:07 PM
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Re: Vampire Bats

lol classic
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-01-03, 02:14 AM
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Re: Vampire Bats

LOL good stuff !

'' The Mad Blanket Waver " ... please
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