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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger
turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
and said to the stranger. "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't
know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little
Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez,"
said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny,
"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know shit?"

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Ill have to use that the next time I have a meeting at "the firm"
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lol good one

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Definatley gonna try that one.


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clever like bastard isn't he
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