Falchoon

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast;
bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee
to follow?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the
edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl
of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich?
Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the
edge off my appetite."

Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll
go to the cafe and buy him a burger. Maybe a steak and
cheese pie? Pizza? Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a
couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the
edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm
f**king starving!"

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ayman

I deleted the original post but I'll try:

A seller trying to sell viagra tablets in the black market,real crowded street.He sees a man walking and thinks;this might be my chance. He goes to him and says:Do you want viagra tablets for $100 only??the man replies:NOT WORTH IT!.
The seller thinks to himself,fine. Follows the man once more and saying how about $50???Again the man looks at him sadly and says:NOT WORTH IT. The seller is about to go insane. Last try, runs after him "$10 just for you". The man looks at him and says: NOT WORTH IT!
The seller starts to shout: Now listen YOU!!I'm giving you tablets for less than 1/10 the price,and you says not worth it?what's not worth it??
The man thinks for a second,and says to him: MY WIFE IS NOT WORTH IT!!!