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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-10-03, 04:30 PM Thread Starter
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Coming from Italian migrants myself I thought this was a pissa of a Birthday Card to someone we knew in the family. Obviously imagine this in a heavy
Italian accent trying to get his point across. Its an oldie but I still laugh when its read out.

I'ma come here to a hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast.I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast.He bringa me only onea piss. I tella him I wanna two piss - he say, go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan ! I wanna two piss ona my plate. He say you better no piss ona da plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch !!

Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant, the waitress bringa a spoon, ana knife, but no fook. I say I wanna fook. She tella me everybody wanna fook ! I say you no unnerstan ! I wanna fook on the table. She say you better not fook on the table you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sona ma bitch !

So I, go back to my hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager an' tell him I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man an' he calla ma sonna ma bitch !

So I go to the check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sona ma bitch !!

I go back to Italy !
Happy Birthday !!


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I love that! That is one of my favourites.

You sonna ma bitch :s6:

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Hahahaha I love it !
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Hehe now just picture all the hand waving that went on in that conversation:)
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No matter how many times i read that i still lose it, reminds me of my family.
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hehehe, oldie but a goodie.
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heres one to listen to while on this subject - some may have heard it:

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