Coming from Italian migrants myself I thought this was a pissa of a Birthday Card to someone we knew in the family. Obviously imagine this in a heavy
Italian accent trying to get his point across. Its an oldie but I still laugh when its read out.
I'ma come here to a hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast.I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast.He bringa me only onea piss. I tella him I wanna two piss - he say, go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan ! I wanna two piss ona my plate. He say you better no piss ona da plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch !!
Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant, the waitress bringa a spoon, ana knife, but no fook. I say I wanna fook. She tella me everybody wanna fook ! I say you no unnerstan ! I wanna fook on the table. She say you better not fook on the table you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sona ma bitch !
So I, go back to my hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager an' tell him I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man an' he calla ma sonna ma bitch !
So I go to the check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sona ma bitch !!
I go back to Italy !
Happy Birthday !!
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Last edited by Bluedriver; 12-10-2003 at 16:33.