WA Bogans to steal SPEEDCAMERAS
hey, Richard Court started it all, Geoff Gallop is continuing the trend. Theyre both as evil as each other, just one happens to be mates with Tony Blair.
What we need to do is to recruit minors (who will get little more than a slap on the wrist) who wear mullets and tatty flannel shirt. Then they need to be trained in special Boot Camps (WA Highschools). The brightest bogan in the group will be promoted to intel, where he will learn specialized skills in how to distract the civillian camera operator in the van, from the rest of his mates who are currently hard at work stealing the actual camera!
Outlaw motorcycle gangs, Harley Davidson wreckers and drug dealers will offer a cash amnesty for an on-the-spot delivery of a Multinova. These cameras will then be made benign, so they can be sold as ornamental statues, without irradiating the owners of the statue, so they wont get cancer!
That way, everybody wins!