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BRITISH & U.S.NAVY





The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995,

between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, near the coast off England.

The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.


BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.


U.S.NAVY : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid collision.


BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.


U.S.NAVY : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.


U.S.NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN.

THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.

WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.

I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH.

THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.




BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. F@#k off.
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biggrin good one

Thats funny! thanks.
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Well, no one ever finished the story!

Did they move the damn Lighthouse or what???
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