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Old 10-18-2001, 19:57   #1 (permalink)
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Warning For Men

Do not want to alarm you but:
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
Please! Forward this to everyone you know...There are just too many innocent men out there to leave unaware of the great vulnerability they may have to this insidious liquid. :eek:
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I must be doing something wrong.. I always have to buy my own beer..
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Old 10-18-2001, 20:30   #3 (permalink)
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That's 'cause you drink that Guiness crap!
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what doesn't this stuff happen to me!
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I must be doing something wrong.. I always have to buy my own beer..
You shoulda come on the pub trips down in Melb/Geelong. You had people like Mr Sparkles buying beer so you would have had everything!
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Re: Warning For Men

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All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. :eek:
Mate, I'd be in it without the beer. Although my preferred method of departing this life is to ***** to death in a barrel of beer.

PS I don't mind if they leave their G-strings on.

Apologies to all the female members. Men are such pigs, aren't they?
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Old 10-18-2001, 21:27   #7 (permalink)
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In my experience, beer gives blokes the droop ....!! I prefer to buy them scotch!
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Mate, I'd be in it without the beer. Although my preferred method of departing this life is to ***** to death in a barrel of beer.

What's with all the * for the in-out word? I put a fornicating * where the u would be in fark, for phuc's sake. I mean, I was trying to be as fooking delicate as fecking possible.
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In my experience, beer gives blokes the droop ....!! I prefer to buy them scotch!
Nah - I back up the original story. Get a few beers into Scooby Pete here and watch out. I'm like little boy following a Great Dane (I am only along for the ride...... he. he :D )
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I don't drink beer, but from what Carolyn said I should watch out for being bought scotches?
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