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My boss (late 50's female) sent me this one! I had to censor it so I could post on FF without incurring the wrath of FM.

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon weawwy gives a f*ck!"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Incur my wrath?? For posting a funny joke?? /me no fink so...

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