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Old 03-19-2002, 22:03   #1 (permalink)
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Wayne Carey jokes

Some of these are recycled blonde jokes.

Q. What's the difference between Skippy and Wayne Carey?
A: Skippy can root who he likes and still be a kangaroo!

Q: What's the difference between Wayne Carey and the Titanic?
A: Only 1600 people went down on the Titanic.

Q: new poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Wayne Carey.
A: 70% said, "Never again."

Q: Why does Wayne Carey wear boxer shorts?
A: To keep his ankles warm

Q: What is the first thing Wayne Carey does when he gets out of bed?
A: He goes home.

A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught cheating that he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1 million from his footy contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."


Edit: Piccie removed by FM. Sorry..
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Old 03-20-2002, 02:44   #2 (permalink)
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:-D HAHAHAHAHA you have gotta love it.... I know its mean but he brought it on himself....
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Old 03-20-2002, 03:09   #3 (permalink)
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You never cease to amaze me Falchoon!
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Old 03-20-2002, 05:02   #4 (permalink)
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What does Ansett and Anthony Stevens wife have in common??

They were both f**ked over by the big kangaroo!!
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Old 03-20-2002, 14:05   #5 (permalink)
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Edit: Piccie removed by FM. Sorry..
You are kidding right?? I suppose you are one of these people that objected to the breastfeeding ad on TV.:bgrrrr:
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Old 03-20-2002, 18:09   #6 (permalink)
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You are kidding right?? I suppose you are one of these people that objected to the breastfeeding ad on TV.:bgrrrr:
No I'm not. The piccie was removed because it was innappropriate.
If you want to have a shot at me please do it in a PM. This sort of action is not tolerated.
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Old 03-20-2002, 23:17   #7 (permalink)
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Q. What's the difference between Wayne Carey and the other top 20 AFL players?
A. Carey got caught.
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Another one.......

Nights (to the tune of Summer Nights from Grease)
> > > > >
> > > > > Wayne Carey: "Anthony's wife, she's such a blast"
> > > > > Kellie Stevens: "Sally's husband, always at full-mast"
> > > > > Wayne: "She's a ****, crazy for me"
> > > > > Kellie: "He's so easy, weak as can be"
> > > > > Wayne: "Lisa's birthday, drinking away, oh I love those football
> >nights"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us
> >more"
> > > > > President Aylett: "Did he just grab her breast?"
> > > > > Roos teammates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> > > > > Anthony Stevens: "The prick thinks he's the best!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > Wayne: "Wanted to screw her, oh what to do?"
> > > > > Kellie: "Wayne was so randy, said come to the loo"
> > > > > Wayne: "She gave me her body, right in Glen's house"
> > > > > Kellie: "I pulled down his trousers, he ripped at my blouse"
> > > > > Wayne: "Lisa's birthday, shagging away, oh I love those football
> >nights"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us
> >more"
> > > > > President Aylett: "But he's such a great guy"
> > > > > Roos teammates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> > > > > President Aylett:"This must all be a lie"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > Wayne: "Glen found us at it, decked me with a right"
> > > > > Kellie: "Glen dobbed to Anthony, oh what a fight"
> > > > > Wayne: "Sally passed out, which was just as well"
> > > > > Kellie: "I stayed in the toilet, wet as all hell"
> > > > > Wayne: "Lisa's 30th, it's all come undone, oh I hate those
>football
> > > > > fights"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us
> >more"
> > > > > President Aylett: "I had to give Wayne the boot"
> > > > > Roos teammates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> > > > > President Aylett:"All because of a root"
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > Teammates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> > > > >
> > > > > (Slower now)
> > > > >
> > > > > Wayne: "My life is over, I was addicted to sex"
> > > > > Sally: "I'm in a clinic, our marriage he wrecks"
> > > > > Kellie: "I signed a contract, with New Idea"
> > > > > Anthony:"Turned out okay, I'll captain this year"
> > > > > Wayne: "Oh Kangaroos, what have I done, oh I hate those teammate's
> > > > wives"
> > > > >
> > > > > Wayne and Kellie: "Sex junky dreams, ripped at the seams,
> > > > > But ... oh those Football Ni-ights"
> > > > >
> > > > > Ex-teammates: "Tell me more-or-or"
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Old 03-26-2002, 04:38   #9 (permalink)
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ROFL!! :MUha: :MUha:

That is seriously funny!
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Old 03-26-2002, 14:44   #10 (permalink)
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Hey,

I think that ones called the definition of way too much time on your hands....

But still stupidly funny!

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