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Old 08-04-2004, 19:20   #1 (permalink)
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Ways to turn men down..

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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Old 08-04-2004, 19:38   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2004, 20:03   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2004, 21:44   #4 (permalink)
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lol good stuff
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Old 08-04-2004, 22:51   #5 (permalink)
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How to turn a girl down"yeah whatever"
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Old 08-05-2004, 00:14   #7 (permalink)
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lol nice, i dont think i would have anything to say if someone said those to me lol
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Hey, you shouldnt be giving woman ways to turn down men, dont want to encourage it
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Hey, you shouldnt be giving woman ways to turn down men, dont want to encourage it
yes, it seem to happen faaar too often these days....
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woah some bitchy comments there!!
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