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biggrin We Should All Be Proud To Be Australian Citizens

It may of been posted previously, but with Australia Day and all....

Why We Should All Be Proud To Be Australian Citizens !!!!!!!!

Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia... are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries...and a Diet Coke

Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.

Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of 6 or 8.

Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures"
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Only in Australia....a 32 year old politician can fully retire on their superannuation.

ahhhh the lucky country indeed.(sarcasm intended)
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