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Old 11-01-2005, 11:55   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Weekend weties

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As
Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to
provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two
conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and
Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love
struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell
me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, something or
other..."
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Old 11-01-2005, 16:38   #2 (permalink)
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rofl a pumpkin
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Old 11-01-2005, 19:33   #3 (permalink)
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Meh, i first heard that when i was in kinder, and every year since then
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ill pay that
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