Whale humour - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
The Pub For General Discussion

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-21-02, 04:42 AM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Rocklyn
Posts: 7,750
Whale humour

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow
out our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn
over and sink.

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the
safety of the shore.

The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and
told the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they
reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow
him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen."
HSE2 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-21-02, 06:33 PM
Registered User
 
Falchoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 3,544
Groan!!

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

____o00o_=^..^=_o00o____
Falchoon is offline  
post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-21-02, 06:39 PM
I want a turtle!
 
XR8chic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney, NSW
Posts: 2,635
hehehe

FPV - Tickford Club of NSW
http://www.fpvclub.com
XR8chic is offline  
post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-21-02, 06:47 PM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Rocklyn
Posts: 7,750
Quote:
Originally posted by Falchoon
Groan!!
hey!!!!!!!!!!
HSE2 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Wanted to buy - Sense of Humour Falchoon The Pub 3 06-08-02 02:48 AM
Jesus is watching you! (humour) Falchoon The Pub 2 04-23-02 11:55 PM
Romance (humour) Falchoon The Pub 7 12-23-01 08:29 AM
Whale Wing!!! Wade Buchanan Ford Mustang Forum 7 12-06-01 05:38 PM
For you IT people (humour - non racist!) Falchoon The Pub 16 10-27-01 05:55 PM

Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome