What are bosses for?
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs
hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."