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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-28-04, 07:29 AM Thread Starter
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Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

Senior : guys who got ragged as juniors and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : the unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

Evasive action : watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs
faster than a fresher NO ONE.)

Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for
that title.

Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most powerful idiot
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Lectures : waste of time..

Tutions : what you take when you don't waste enough time.

Professor : person paid to put students to sleep.

Practical : 60 to 90 minutes in which you discuss Pamela Anderson's assets,
watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of
lab equipment.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group
(simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy
the readings. from the girls of course...).

Fear : what you feel when the prof who's signature you forged on the journal
hesitates to turn the page.....

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted in the exam...

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Paper: Useful for writing notes to pass, balling up to throw at the lecturer, or drawing dirty pictures on to show to the geeks in the front row.

Pen: Mostly used as a ballistic missile, this also comes in handy to write with.

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Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

true, but they feed us beer upon beer upon beer, so im not complaining

Ive been described as a vault of usless random knowledge.

Ill take it as a complement i think.............
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Hmmm, college, whats that?
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^^^Im not exactly sure either, and i am at college!

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hehe alright read still
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Hmmm, college, whats that?
wat he said!

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Babe : [/U] After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for
that title.
Sounds like Monash Gippsland... I feel like I'm in the bloody navy! The strip poker sites are *very* popular at the moment in the CAD lab, as everyone is playing them, and one guy is designing a "presentation", with around 300 slides (of winning pics lol)

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Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group
(simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy
the readings. from the girls of course...).
Bwahaha, reminds me of a story about my old man I heard about. His briefcase bag thing had a small hole in it, just big enough for the end of a bunsen. The pressure caused the bag to explode. Almost as good as the time Ambrose_1 blew up a power outlet. The teacher never expressly said we weren't to stick universal indicator into it, though.

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Or the famous toga parties....
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