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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-06-04, 09:29 AM Thread Starter
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This is a portion of a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love his comeback line.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you goingto teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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Bahahahahahahah! That General is my kinda guy!

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Top stuff! A point very well made! I'd heard that one before but still very funny!
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Heard that one before but absolutely love it!
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Heard that one before but absolutely love it!
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Now that's the way you shut up a reporter!


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Stored ready for use... LOL
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Hehe..............
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Yep, heard it before, laughed then and laughed this time!
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classic absolute classic, dontthink i have heard that one before

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